The twisted world of the Mistress of Lucius

Title: Apples and Grapes

Author: luciusmistress

Pairing/s: hint of SS/LM, Lucius/James preslash if you squint

Rating: R for language

Summary: Drunken teenage James and Sirius have a little confrontation with our favourite Slytherins.

Warnings: Attempt at humour :)

Disclaimer: I do not own these characters. JKR does. So do Warner Bros., Bloomsbury INC. and many other companies. I make absolutely no money out of this. In fact, I help them make their millions (by buying the books and DVDs). No one said life was fair.

Word Count: 994

A/N: A ficlet for Supersonic Bitch. At the time of writing this, I did not yet know the exact canon ages (and now that I do, I frankly don’t care). So I assumed Lucius to be about two years older than the rest. I’m sorely tempted to write a sequel with some yummy Lucius/James dub-con ;)

 

 

 

I took this cute little test, absolutely positive I'd end up as Slytherclaw (which is how I see myself). Oh, well...

Your result for The Sorting Hat Test...

Slytherin

You scored 26% Order/Chaos, and 28% Moral/Rational

Take The Sorting Hat Test at HelloQuizzy

Title: Checkmate
Author: luciusmistress
Pairing: Lucius/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Categories: PWP, First time
Summary: Lucius Malfoy is bored and Severus Snape is conveniently there.
Disclaimer: Do I LOOK like J.K.Rowling? No? *takes more Polyjuice potion* Seriously, no money made and no offence meant. The guys just came to me one night and told me they wanted to play…
Warning: dubious consent (verging on non-con), minor/minor
Word count: 2 212
Note: What better way to start a new journal than to post some fic :) This is my first finished fic from way, way back, so I figured it’d be appropriate to start with this. I’ve brushed it up a bit and Supersonic Bitch looked it over, or at least convinced me that it doesn’t suck. She has to do this every time I consider posting anything anywhere :) Being a perfectionist is harder that I make it look :) I prefer my Snucius a bit more consensual these days, though.

So, here I am :) I really need to be sleeping, but instead I just made myself an IJ account. Love the amount of userpics I get, but hate the layout options. If I want to make this look even remotely nice, I'd basically need to make it from scratch and I'm WAY too lazy for that... So this'll have to do, at least for the time being.

I'll still keep the LJ as well, though. Even if I have to live with that adult content shit. Let's see how long I can keep both up :) It's not as if I have a life or anything :)