The twisted world of the Mistress of Lucius

Title: Ready But Not Willing
Author: luciusmistress
Beta: autumn_veela
Pairing: Lucius/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): dubious consent
Length: ~2 800
Summary: Grudgingly, Severus attends Lucius' wedding. With unexpected results.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work.
Author's Notes: Written for k8matty at hp_emofest. A huge thank you to my wonderful, lightning fast beta! All remaining errors are mine. The title is from I Want It All by Depeche Mode, a song that always makes me think of these two.

( Ready But Not Willing )

Could anyone rec me some Lucius/any Mudblood (even het is ok :D), preferably under 10k, dub-con or at least with a strong D/s element, no romantic feelings (at least on Lucius' part), rough sex and dirty talk focusing on the 'dirty Mudblood' thing? Please? I'm a little drunk and trying to unwound after a hard week at work *g*

YAY! hp_emofest started posting today and the first fic is FOR ME! Now how cool is that? :) It's Harry/Voldemort and Ginny makes an appearance too... It's wonderfully evil and cruel! Go read it! Seriously, like RIGHT NOW!

The Conquering

Also, the first week of posting at nextgendarkfest is over, and what a week it's been! Everything is really great! Here's my favourites so far:

Let the Dead Lie (R, Scorpius/Draco)

Obsession (R, Albus Severus/Scorpius)

A Bite that Never Heals (NC-17, James/Teddy)

Stolen from stonegrad because I'm bored :P

Give me a character from any fandom, tv show, movie, book you know that I know and I will tell you:
a. My favorite thing about that character.
b. My least favorite thing about that character.
c. One person I would ship them with in their own verse.
d. One crossover ship for them I think would be neat.
e. One crossover universe for them I think would be even neater.
f. Their ship from hell.
g. Their song.
h. The title of their biography or autobiography.
i. The last bad dream they had.
j. How they're gonna shuffle off the mortal coil, if they haven't already.

I almost forgot Draco's bithday! Bad, bad LM :D But, gladly, I had nothing but time tonight, so, without further ado, I present to you:

Title: Draco's Fifth Birthday
Author: luciusmistress
Rating: G (My first G-rated ficlet ever :D)
Summary: Happy birthday, Draco!
Warnings: Fluff :)
Disclaimer: Sadly, the Malfoy family is not mine. *cries* That honour belongs to JKR, as much as a Muggle can ever claim ownership over them. Playing with this family is a source of enjoyment for me, not a source of profit.
Word Count: ~670
Notes: Whoever said Draco didn't have a happy childhood? Of course he did!

( Happy Birthday, Draco! )

Title: Who Needs Boys?
Author: luciusmistress (Well, duh!)
Pairing: Ginny/Luna
Rating: PG
Summary: Luna comforts Ginny a bit...
Warnings: Um, cuteness overload :)
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's. Make no money. Please don't sue.
Word Count: 300
Notes: Hey, I wrote cute girl-kissing :) Even I didn't see that coming :D And I got a banner and everything! YAY!



( Who Needs Boys? )

Title: Trapped
Author: luciusmistress
Rating: PG
Summary: Artemis Fowl tried to break into Gringotts. Now he can't break out...
Warnings: Silly crossover :)
Disclaimer: Gringotts belongs to J.K.Rowling. Artemis Fowl and his dwarf companion are the property of Eoin Colfer. No profit is made of this.
Word Count: 100
Notes: I totally blame inamac for this :) After she mentioned Artemis breaking into the Malfoy vault, this was all I could think about. I think there might be an entire fic forthcoming... Although I really shouldn't :P

( Trapped )

Hey, evebody! Go read what diabolica wrote for me! She's totally awesome!

A Form of Persuasion

It's Lucius/Severus! There's no actual smut in it but the characterisation is spot on and the dynamic between the two is beautiful (and damn hot). So, what are you waiting for? Go read it NOW! Go, go, go... I know you want to :)

*squishes diabolica one more time and rushes off to read again* Thanks, hon!

No, no actual bashing, please :) Just give me your honest opinion at

THE ANONYMOUS WRITING FEEDBACK MEME

What do you like about my work? What don't you like? How could I improve? Talk to me, lovelies :)

Title: A Taste Of Eternity
Author: luciusmistress
Characters: Lucius, Scorpius
Words: 128
Rating: PG-13 for implications (just to be safe)
Warnings: Implied violence, possible incestuous thoughts, overall creepiness
Disclaimer: Sadly, the Malfoys belong to JKR. I'm just borrowing them. The only profit I make is the pleasure of occasionally having them inhabit my mind.
Notes: Finally, my first contribution to 25prompts! For the prompt sleep from my Lucius table

( A Taste Of Eternity )

YAYZ! My nextgendarkfest fic is all done and sent to beta! It's been pretty hard to write and I changed my mind about it about a million times, but now it's done! Now all I have to worry about is my fic for hp_emofest. And that, too, is finally agreeing with me! I'm hoping to have it done by tomorrow or Monday. And my migraine (that I whined about on LJ earlier) seems to have vanished completely after the cool but too short thunderstorm we had a few hours ago. I just love it when things work out! Double Triple YAY!

Ps. Experimenting with the crossposting function, too. Let's see what this looks like on IJ :)

I has a Dreamwidth account! For clarity, I'm luciusmistress there too. Thank you, nocturnalnordic! Yay!

Feel free to friend me there too :)

Author: luciusmistress
Title: Well Played
Summary: ...in which Ginny learns the usefulness of rumour in an argument.
Characters: Ginny, Draco
Words: 435
Rating: PG
Warnings: None that I can think of
Notes: Written for week 11 at sortinghatdrabs. Forgot to post it before :)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just having fun. Please don't sue.

( Well Played )

Yay! I finally got my muse back! She's been avoiding me for the past month and I was already worried that she might have left me forever. But she's back! She's back! She's BAAACKK!! *does a little happy dance*

I was already considering dropping out of nextgendarkfest, because I just couldn't write anything even half-way decent. But now I'm writing like a mad thing! YAY! It's not the fic I meant to write, it's better. Double YAY!

It just sucks that I have surprise work tomorrow and Friday. Not that I don't like sitting behind a counter in a library, but it's just harder to write pr0n when stupid people keep interrupting with their stupid books :) So, I'll read pr0n, at least tomorrow. (Sorry, ms_anthrophy, I am just not able to finish your fic tonight :( You'll get it tomorrow, I PROMISE! I just really need to sleep tonight so that I don't fall asleep at work.)

I'm also trying to reread DH. It sucks so bad that I never remember much of it... Anyway, when I got to the only chapter I like (yes, 23 :) It has so much promise but then JKR throws all of it away and devises yet another deus ex machina :( ), my muse raised her head, wearing the exact same expression she did last time I read that part.

Muse: You know what's happening upstairs with Bella and Hermione! Write it!
Me: But I don't do femmeslash.
Muse: There's a first time for everything. You didn't always write slash, either.
Me: But I have a million other, more original, things to write!
Muse: Come on, you know you want to... And why don't you throw Fenrir into the mix too, while you're at it...
Me: I. Don't. Do. Het! Will you shut about that already!
Muse: Remember my argument about femmeslash?
Me: But I don't wanna!
Muse: *raises eyebrow threateningly*
Me: At least let me finish my fest fics first, okay? Pretty please?

Yes, I am insane :)

Author: luciusmistress
Title: Bonding Over a Beer
Word count: 100
Notes: Written for the Draco Malfoy -request-a-thon at hp_wishes over on LJ for kalina_blue, who requested Harry/Draco, non-slashy friendship and Muggle beer.

( Bonding Over a Beer )

Hmm... I wonder which famous person they mean... There were so many XD



( No wonder :) )

Apparently I give interesting Christmas presents XD



( Hidden away :) )

I'm just killing myself with a slogan generator :) I shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the net when I have a hangover... but what else is there to life :) Some of the best ones that just scream to be shared:
( placed under the cut to save everyone's eyes (my own included :) ) )

It's all about Lucius (YUM!)

Breakfast	Lunch	Dinner	Morning	Afternoon
Evening	Night	Work	Relax	Alone
Together	Bed	Couch	Table	Sleep
Awake	Time	Fun	Quiet	Loud
Social	Pet	Holiday	Sick	Routine

Apparently there's always something of this nature in a slasher's apartment but really... My balcony just overdid it a bit :) The snow has started to melt a little and... well, just look under the cut :)